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God King Illyria ([personal profile] shaper_of_things) wrote2011-02-14 09:34 am

Conquest 4 [Video post/Bold is Knox]

[The video comes on to show Illyria standing in her living room. Her facial expression seems to hint she is none too pleased with something...well moreso than usual.]

It's filming boss but I don't think this is a-

Silence Qwa Ha Xahn! I will speak to them now!

[Knox falls silent. Yep, she's pissed. She stares directly into the camera before she speaks again.]

I demand a strong male. My once a millennial mating period has come and I demand a male to mate with. They must be strong. Weakness will not do. Respond should you have the strength. Weaklings will be torn in two for wasting my time.

[And with an audible gulp from Knox, the feed ends.]

((OOC: It really isn't Illyria's mating time but the Rabu Rabu virus is making her think it is. So...yeah. Strong males needed.))

[identity profile] xtrnlmonologue.livejournal.com 2011-02-14 11:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, it just so happens that you've spoken with a strong male before!

If you think you can handle me, let's see about getting together! Either I'll get split in two... or you will.

[identity profile] godkingillyria.livejournal.com 2011-02-15 03:27 am (UTC)(link)
I accept your challenge. Name the location and I shall test you. Should you not break, I shall reward you with much earthly pleasure.

[identity profile] xtrnlmonologue.livejournal.com 2011-02-15 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
The training ground in Sanctity has yet to be really put through the paces of an all out battle. ... Unless Daigo and Nanoha have been using it, rather than the wilderness.

Regardless! I will show you what this Russian is made of!

[identity profile] godkingillyria.livejournal.com 2011-02-15 04:51 am (UTC)(link)
Then let us see what these Russian humans are made of. I shall meet you in the training grounds.

[identity profile] eatatjoesaura.livejournal.com 2011-02-15 09:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[Drunken hooting and cheers, apparently Lorne is so far gone in the Rabu Rabu that he's even encouraging this unholy concept]

[identity profile] godkingillyria.livejournal.com 2011-02-15 11:18 pm (UTC)(link)
I am glad you approve Green One. You will be without my protection for some time.

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[identity profile] fasternlightbot.livejournal.com 2011-02-17 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
*meeps as he walks in on Illyria's speech* I guess today is a bad day to come over then....

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[identity profile] godkingillyria.livejournal.com 2011-02-17 06:41 am (UTC)(link)
[She turns on him and lightens up...some.]

My time is limited. It will only last so long. The Qwa Ha Xahn will keep you company, Fluffy. I must find a mate.

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[identity profile] fasternlightbot.livejournal.com 2011-02-17 11:48 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, um, of course. Good luck with that. *backing right back out the door*

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[identity profile] godkingillyria.livejournal.com 2011-02-17 05:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[Knox throws Illyri's D-Comm on to the couch and flies after Fluffy.

Don't leave me behind!

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[identity profile] fasternlightbot.livejournal.com 2011-02-18 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
Then hurry up. *he calls from the hallway* So how upset is she gonna be when she finds out it's a virus?

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[identity profile] godkingillyria.livejournal.com 2011-02-18 07:44 am (UTC)(link)
[Knox follows him and shuts the door behind him.]

Um...really really mad. I think we should find a place to hide.

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[identity profile] fasternlightbot.livejournal.com 2011-02-18 07:57 am (UTC)(link)
I know some great hiding places. Where do you think she'd look last, up high or down low?

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[identity profile] godkingillyria.livejournal.com 2011-02-18 08:12 am (UTC)(link)
Up high. We need to hide someplace very very high.

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[identity profile] fasternlightbot.livejournal.com 2011-02-18 12:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Top of the mall sound good? Technically you're not suppose to go up there, but the security cameras are fake so no one will know. And we can sneak down to the food court if we get hungry.

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[identity profile] godkingillyria.livejournal.com 2011-02-18 06:16 pm (UTC)(link)
I like this plan. Let's go.